Someone asked: Why can I not turn off Trumps pressers on the Virus?… I do manage to turn them off but not because of the entertaining everyday carnage he invokes on the Interpreters. Like many of the conservative ilk, I have suffered in pain while the likes of GWB stood in dignified silence wile under constant savaging by the interpreters. The rejoicing I feel and share when PDT tears into those …uh… well, democrats… is a strong reason he was elected. I turn off the pressers because sadly, Wheel of Fortune is coming on…
I see small business are getting the Payroll Protection. Finally. Thanks nan...

or this one:

Here’s hoping the lawn will dry sufficiently today for mowing. On the other hand why shouldn’t the lawn look like the owner...

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